Santa-tude Trading Card Packs!
We moved Glorp HQ recently and found a whole crate of these stupid 90's trading cards behind the gumball rounding machines.
Every pack contains the same five stupid cards. These are totally "extreme," and I don't know if I would give them to kids or anything. I actually don't know who these were made for. Floridian Juggalo stepdads, maybe?
I guess you could send these out instead of greeting cards?
I dunno, man... Just help me get these dumb things out of here, please.
Each pack includes five Santa-tude trading cards, all packaged in a special wax-pack-ish wrapper!
Get 'em in packs of 1, 3, 6, or 12!