Maniac Mummy Sticker!

Dear GLORP Gum Co.

I really like your website. Especially the funny descriptions you write for each one of your products. I bet that takes a lot of time, huh? My friend Becky thinks you hastily scrawl them out ten minutes before you post the products on your site with no forethought whatsoever. I think my friend is totally wrong. I bet you spend hours sweating every word and genius turn of phrase. Anyway, I was hoping that I could possibly write a description for one of your upcoming products. Maybe a Halloween sticker with a bitchin' kinda mummy guy on it? Halloween is my favorite holiday and mummies are my favorite monster. What is your favorite monster?