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GLORP Hep Chew (with FREE Nature Calls T-Shirt)

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 Ah, the majesty of nature... The air, the trees, the pee, the sounds, the pee, the sun, how the trees look sometimes, bug pee, the rocks (don't forget those), and all that kinda' bird stuff. It's just really top notch. Totally great, 10 out of 10. Did you know everything pees?

Screen printed on a 100% ring-spun cotton “Ivory” soft-washed garment-dyed t-shirt with water-based ink, for the softest feeling shirt around!

New blank alert! These shirts are softer and thicker than the Next Level shirts we've been using, but after wearing the samples for over month, they are my new favorite shirt! They cost a bit more, but I think you're worth it!