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GLORP Gum Chew (with FREE Let's Mosey T-Shirt!)

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YEE-HAW there, pardner!

Mosey on up, and getcha one uh these here sherts. Heck, ya gotta cover up yer torso anyway, am I right? (SPITOOIE!) I meen, hail, I'm always out here, ah yellin' up a storm 'bout "free the nipple" and all that, but ain't no boday lissin' fer shit. So's ya gotta wear sumthin or yer back, when ya go buy yer 'bacca. Now don't go an get all excited, you nerd, I ain't talking about no space wars thing, this is chewin' ‘bacca, not that teen wolf lookin' feller. Anyway, mah name's Amanda and I'm real Cow-Lady, an If you like 1970's Cow Poke stuff, then this dang ol' shirt is fer you! The reason I'ma tellin' ya 'bout it is cause I met this feller, and he told me I got a good ol' way with words and all that, so's then he told me that I could get paid to write down mah talkin'. “Well,” I said, “shows me the money.” An he says, "Wow, see whut I mean? Someone could say that in a movie!" I says, “Well, good. Gimmee some money!” Then he goes on an on, bout W2's and IRS with-holdin's an all that kinda stuff, so I says “How ‘bout I just write a thing on the side o' mah horse and then you go show it around an if someone likes it they can jus put some money on the horse an when ya slap her on the bee-hin, she'll mosey on back ta’ me and I'll get the money?”

Wail, he didn't care much fer that idea, so he calls up this fancy time gum cump-nee and says, oh I dunno... buncha school type stuff, and BAMMY! Next thang ya know, I'ma on a plane headin' to the GLORP Gum factory to write some stupid horseshit 'bout a shurt on a kun-puter and I stail cain't believe my luck! BUY IT DAMMIT! Don't make me go back out on the range!

This durn 2-color shirt is printed on a 100% ring-spun cotton “Cream” Next Level 3600 t-shirt with water-based ink over discharge underbase, for the softest feeling shirt around, yee-haw!



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Sizing and FAQ

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How much is shipping?

Shipping is based on the total weight of your order. The below

rates are just estimates based on the shirt weights. Obviously if you order

something other than shirts it will be a little different. 

US (USPS first class mail)

CANADA (USPS First class package international)



What brand T-shirts do you print on?

All GLORP shirts are screen printed on Next Level T-shirt blanks. Why do a lot of T-shirt places not tell you the brand of blanks they use? The answer is that they use cheap and ill fitting blanks. We don't use those. We use the best. Next Level apparel is an ethical and responsible company and they produce the absolute best T-shirt money can buy.

How are your shirts printed?

All GLORP shirts are screen printed with water-based inks and usually (depending on the color of the shirt) discharge ink. THIS IS NOT CHEAP PRINT ON DEMAND JUNK! Sure I could throw this stuff up on Threadless or some other POD site and make a quick buck, but I like you and I would rather spend the extra time and money producing my own quality stuff. I think you're worth it!

Cool... So what is discharge ink and why do I care?

Discharge ink is a water based product that is formulated to deactivate the dyes used on natural fabrics. Once the dyes are deactivated, eco-friendly water-based inks are used to essentialy re-dye the fabric. This allows for tighter registration (a more detailed image) and bright prints on dark fabric without any ink build up at all. This leaves you with a super soft T-shirt with a print that has almost no feel (after washing). This is great for you because the shirt doesn't fade and can breathe easily because the ink is inside the material and not sitting on top.

When will my order arrive?

Products are mailed within 1-3 days of ordering. The customer will be sent an email with shipment information and a tracking number for US orders, and the customs number for international orders. International orders can take 3-4 weeks to arrive depending on where you are located. US orders take 2-5 days in transit.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, but it may take up to a month for your package to arrive depending on where you are located in the world.

What do I do if I ordered the wrong size shirt?

Returns may be made on any unwashed and unworn items in exchange for a different size. There is a $5 charge to cover re-shipment. Buyer is responsible for shipping charges to mail the item back, and items can be exchanged for any item of equal value or as long as it is in stock. Please email any questions about returns to glorpgum (at) gmail (dot) com.

When returning an item please make sure to include a note describing the exchange you are looking to make, check/money order or cash for $5.

How should I wash my shirt?

I recommend machine washing in cold water, and turning the shirt inside out. (Although I've been washing my GLORP shirts in hot water since 2013 and they all look great!)

Do you offer wholesale pricing for retail stores?

GLORP is available for wholesale to some shops. Drop me a line through the contact page for details.

Will you design a shirt for me?

Sure, we do that all of the time! Feel free to contact me through the contact page.