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GLORP Fright Bite! (with FREE The Screaming Brain Of GLORPenstein T-Shirt)

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Everyone's brain is screaming these days! Even ol' GLORPenstein isn't immune to the 24 hour a day electric pulse of panic and dread that is wired into our skulls in 2021.

So hey, kick back relax and enjoy what you can, and let your torso do all the screaming for a bit!

Screen Printed on a 100% ring-spun cotton BLACK Next Level t-shirt with water based inks for the softest shirt around!