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GLORP Fright Bite! (with FREE GLORP Monster T-Shirt)

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Back in olden times. Companies tricked little kids into selling their wares door to door in exchange for misrepresented prizes. GLORP was no exception!

The GLORP monster was the prize of prizes, for young entrepreneurs with questionable parental supervision all across the US.

But now thanks to modern technology you no longer have to wander the streets to be disappointed. WE BRING THE DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOU!

Screen Printed on a 100% ring-spun cotton “Black” Next Level 3600 t-shirt with water-based ink over discharge underbase, for the softest feeling shirt around!