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Crappy Holidays! Holiday Cards

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You: Oh boy! Christmas time is here, I can't wait to get together and do all sortsa holiday crap with people!

DING DONG! 

You: Is that the doorbell I hear? Why, it is! I'll bet it's a merry mess of carolers, coming to slather me in song!

DOOR IS OPENED

2020: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

You: Who are you and why are you laughing?

2020: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You: Look, if you're just going to stand there and laugh, I'm going to close the door. I just woke up from a 11.5 month coma, so I've really got a lot of things to do and catch up on, like reading this giant stack of newspapers. See look here, a fresh one is right on top! Let's both read the front page together, shall we?

2020: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

These 4" x 6" heavyweight postcards are offset printed on recycled 16pt heavy cover stock with an "velvety" soft touch matte coating that makes it feel like a curtain in a strip club! 

Purchase these cards in packs of 6, 12, or 21!

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