Santa-tude! Holiday Trading Card packs!

Santa-tude Trading Card Packs!

We moved Glorp HQ recently and found a whole crate of these stupid 90's trading cards behind the gumball rounding machines. 

Every pack contains the same five stupid cards. These are totally "extreme," and I don't know if I would give them to kids or anything. I actually don't know who these were made for. Floridian Juggalo stepdads, maybe? 

I guess you could send these out instead of greeting cards?

I dunno, man... Just help me get these dumb things out of here, please.

 Each pack includes five Santa-tude trading cards, all packaged in a special wax-pack-ish wrapper!

Get 'em in packs of 1, 3, 6, or 12!