{"product_id":"the-woodchipper","title":"The Woodchipper","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn award-winning cartoonist confronts anxiety and regret\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA long-time city maintenance worker keeps pulling an accident prone newbie’s fat out of the fire or maybe in this case, an arm and another arm and a leg out of the woodchipper. What happens when NOTHING HAPPENS? Can a disaster averted still be a disaster?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn “Nestled All Snug,” frazzled bookstore clerk Sasha prepares to close the store and head home to watch Hallmark Christmas specials after a fight with her boyfriend means she’s home alone for the holidays. Hmm, that stack of boxes outside the bathroom seems a little precarious. Maybe Sasha will do returns when she gets back to work post-holidays. FWUMP FWUMP FWUMP. Guess someone is going to regret leaving their phone by the register before going to the bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn The Woodchipper, Joe Ollmann, cartoonist of the groundbreaking Governor General Award finalist Fictional Father, returns with a suite of comic short stories focused on his trademark nervous wreck characters caught in a series of escalating personal disasters. Everybody’s doing their best. Everybody’s just trying to get through the day.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47790920827047,"sku":"9781770468238","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/files\/9781770468238.jpg?v=1770058944","url":"https:\/\/glorpgum.com\/products\/the-woodchipper","provider":"Glorp Gum","version":"1.0","type":"link"}