GLORP Gold (with FREE GLORP-O-naut T-Shirt!)

In 1969, man first faked the moon landing. Cut to now, and no one has faked chewing gum on the moon. What's up with that? I guess it's up to Glorp to bridge that gap in logic. Unlike our space program, shirt and gum is 100% real and useful.

This 4-color shirt is printed on a 100% ring-spun cotton “Antique Gold” Next Level 3600 t-shirt with water-based ink for the softest feeling shirt around!