GLORP hit the Japanese market like Godzilla's tail: with a crashing THUD! The Japanese market had too many great tasting gum varieties for anyone to bother with GLORP's distinct (AKA expired) military surplus gumballs. Not even a Suitamation styled Kaiju version of the GLORP mascot helped.
Oh well, Japan's loss is your gain!
This amazing reproduction shirt comes in TWO colors! "Cool Dude Gold" and "Chill Dude Grey."
Printed on a 100% ring-spun cotton “GOLD” Next Level 3600 t-shirt with water-based ink over discharge underbase, for the softest feeling shirt around!
Oh, and the Japanese text says: "Good medicine is bitter to the mouth." JK! it says "Chewing gum." Happy now?