Bootleg GLORP Suck It Patch

Why is bootleg shit always better? It must be something about the lawlessness that comes through in a way big stupid corporations just don't get. 

Anyway, somebody found a box of these at a truck stop in Loudon, Tennessee and sent them my way. I owe that corn syrup haulin' hero a beer when I see him again, 'cause these are as good as it gets!

Sew on patch.

The patch is 2.5” x 4.5". Perfect for bags, vests, jackets, and choppers!