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It's just someone wearing a cool new Gamma GLORP glow in the dark monster button!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese specially made GLOW IN THE DARK 1.25” metallic button sets and packaging are exact replicas of the Gamma GLORP Monster button sets originally released back in 1965.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach pack of buttons contains each of the following:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORPIRE button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 WEREGLORP button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORP ZOMBIE button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORPENSTEIN button","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1651921217,"sku":"GB02","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/monster-button-blank.gif?v=1487015078"},{"product_id":"glorpnik-button-set","title":"GLORPNIK Button Set!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eShag ass and get ready for crashville\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\" -this button set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet hip with these amazing reproductions of the original GLORP button set from 1962!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThree different designs, 12 color variations, and 7 background variations means there are LITERALLY 336 different buttons for you to collect! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains each of the following buttons:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORP Logo button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORP Gum Ghoul button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 Chew GLORP Gum button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORP Gum Butt button\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach button comes in a variety of colors and metallic finishes so no two sets are alike! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1906893889,"sku":"GB01","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/glorpnik.gif?v=1487015112"},{"product_id":"glorpnik-button-set-2","title":"GLORPNIK Button Set 2!","description":"\u003cp\u003eAuthority figures hate buttons. 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These buttons are guaranteed to piss of teachers, pigs, and squares alike!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSure they look silly and goofy at first, but think about it, man. THINK ABOUT IT.\u003c\/p\u003e\nThese specially made 1.25” metallic button sets and packaging are exact reproductions of the original GLORP buttons from the 60's and 70's!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains each of the following buttons:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 Chew GLORP Gum button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORPNIK button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 Love Machine button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 Glorp on Glorpin' button\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach button comes in a variety of colors and metallic finishes so no two sets are alike! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1907130945,"sku":"GLPNKB02","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/glorpnik-3.gif?v=1487015127"},{"product_id":"glorp-metallic-monsters-button-set2","title":"GLORP Metallic Monsters Button Set 2!","description":"GASP! What are those four mysterious shimmering orbs heading this way?! 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Put one of these good lookin' buttons on your bag and jacket and let all the \"heads\" know you're no square and that you're always down to smoke dope in the back of their custom van. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese specially made 1.25'' inch button sets and packaging are exact replicas of the GLORP Groove button sets originally released back in the mid 70's!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains each of the following buttons:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 1970's GLORP Gum Logo button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORP Puppet button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORP Gum Guy button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORP Shout button\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach button comes in a variety of colors and metallic finishes so no two sets are alike! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1907858305,"sku":"GB02","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/glorp-groove-buttons.gif?v=1487014940"},{"product_id":"glorp-metallic-monsters-button-set-3-golden-ghouls","title":"GLORP Metallic Monsters Button Set 3 (Golden Ghouls!)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/files\/metalic-monster-3-main_large.gif?v=1473970556\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGASP! What are those four mysterious shimmering orbs heading this way?! Why, it's just the coolest ghoul you've ever seen rocking his shiny new set of GLORP Metallic Monsters buttons!   \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese specially made 1.25'' button sets are exact replicas of the GLORP Metallic Monsters buttons originally released back in 1967.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains each of the following buttons:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 MUTOGLORP button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORP DEVIL button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 GLORPENSTEIN button\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 WITCHY GLORP button\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Extra Shiny version","offer_id":25988743041,"sku":"BGB03","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/metalic-monster-3-main.gif?v=1487014959"},{"product_id":"glorpnik-spooks-button-set","title":"GLORPNIK Spooks Button Set!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/files\/glorpnik-spooks_large.gif?v=1473970627\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou say you wanna be glittery AND spooky?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShit man, who doesn’t?! Get these 4 terrifying 1.25’’ glittery buttons on your jacket pronto!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains each of the following buttons:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 Glittery Bat Skull button\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 Metallic Devil Dude button\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 Glittery Skull Brain button\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 Metallic GLORPness of the Dark button\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Spooktacular version","offer_id":25989252289,"sku":"GBS3","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/glorpnik-spooks.gif?v=1487015092"},{"product_id":"glorpnik-gross-ohs-button-set","title":"GLORPNIK Gross-Oh's Button Set!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/files\/glorpnik-kooks-1_large.gif?v=1473970483\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGLORPNIK Gross-Oh's Button Set!\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou say you wanna be glittery AND spooky?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShit man, who doesn’t?! Get these 4 terrifying 1.25’’ glittery buttons on your jacket pronto!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains each of the following buttons:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 Glittery Zombie button\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 Metallic GLORP head button\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 Metallic Stabby Skull button\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 Glittery GLORP Glasses button\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Etra Gross version","offer_id":25989621441,"sku":"GBS4","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/glorpnik-kooks-1.gif?v=1487015102"},{"product_id":"glorp-spooky-pukes-no-1-guanto","title":"GLORP SPOOKY PUKES! No. 1: Guanto!","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBLURGH! Guanto the Nuke mutant is too gross to look at. Don't put this dude on your jacket, bag, or bulletin board. 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Sure, the highly skilled GLORP engineers are slowly being poisoned by the noxious fumes, but let's not dwell on that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pin is about 1'' and looks cool as shit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"extra pukey version","offer_id":28253503361,"sku":"PUSP no 1","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/spookie-puke-1.gif?v=1487015000"},{"product_id":"glorp-spooky-pukes-no-2-mordito","title":"GLORP SPOOKY PUKES! No. 2: Mordito!","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUGH! Don't even try to imagine Mordito eating a plate of spaghetti, It will make you blow chunks all over your dopest pair of sneaks! definitely don't put this dude on your jacket, bag, or bulletin board. 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Sure, the highly skilled GLORP engineers are slowly being poisoned by the noxious fumes, but let's not dwell on that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pin is about 1'' and looks cool as shit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"mega barfo version!","offer_id":28418674497,"sku":"PUSP no 2","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/spookie-2.gif?v=1487015017"},{"product_id":"copy-of-glorp-spooky-pukes-no-3-blechnic","title":"GLORP SPOOKY PUKES! No. 3: Blechnic!","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEww, Blechnic! You totally barfed a hole in yer head! It was bad enough that your eye was hangin' out like a gory yo yo, now we gotta look at this? GET IT TOGETHER BLECHNIC!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003edefinitely don't put this dude on your jacket, bag, or bulletin board. 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Sure, the highly skilled GLORP engineers are slowly being poisoned by the noxious fumes, but let's not dwell on that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pin is about 1'' and looks cool as shit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"mega brain goo version","offer_id":28496003457,"sku":"PUSP no 3","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/spooky-puke-3.gif?v=1487015030"},{"product_id":"glorp-spooky-pukes-no-4-evil-edwill","title":"GLORP SPOOKY PUKES! No. 4: Evil Edwill!","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOh great, here comes Evil Edwill... you just know this dude is going to be bad news. Just look at him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust Hangin' around on your jacket, bag, or bulletin board. Lookin' to key a card or throw some loose change at a bum. 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Sure, the highly skilled GLORP engineers are slowly being poisoned by the noxious fumes, but let's not dwell on that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pin is about 1'' and looks cool as shit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"EXTRA EVIL TYPE","offer_id":28537828033,"sku":"PUSP no 4","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/spooky-puke-4.gif?v=1479749188"},{"product_id":"glorp-spooky-pukes-no-5-swampo","title":"GLORP SPOOKY PUKES! No. 5: Swampo!","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGet your swimsuit ironed and make sure you've got all your shots, 'cause you're going swimin' with SWAMPO! 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Sure, the highly skilled GLORP engineers are slowly being poisoned by the noxious fumes, but let's not dwell on that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pin is about 1'' and looks cool as shit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"EXTRA SWAMPY TYPE","offer_id":28652121025,"sku":"PUSP no 5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/swampo-close.gif?v=1487015040"},{"product_id":"glorp-spooky-pukes-no-6-fangly","title":"GLORP SPOOKY PUKES! No. 6: Fangly!","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003eUh-oh. FANGLY has been drinkin' whiskey and Yoo-hoo while ridin' his skateboard again. Looks like he left half his face on the street this time too. 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Sure, the highly skilled GLORP engineers are slowly being poisoned by the noxious fumes, but let's not dwell on that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pin is about 1'' and looks cool as shit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"EXTRA loaded Version","offer_id":28652151745,"sku":"PUSP no 6","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/Fangly.gif?v=1487015051"},{"product_id":"glorp-spooky-pukes-no-7-mr-peepers","title":"GLORP SPOOKY PUKES! No. 7: Mr. Peepers!","description":"\u003cp\u003eOh, is that a knocking I hear upon the fronted door of my most fancy house? Good heavens, it was! It appears that the super duper old timey tea cup I recently procured from the E of Bay has been dropped of by a postal worker! Let us unwrap it and inspect it now... Ah, PERFECTION! I will make a most expensively lavish cup of tea to sip upon, while I leave the most wondrous of feedback for the excellent Ebay seller; Stargate_fan69! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE MR PEEPERS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut this pin on your smoking jacket, Velvet suit, or in the catacombs below your lavish estate!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/files\/mrpeepers_large.gif?v=1480443066\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMr Peepers is the 7th of 9 GLORP Spooky Pukes, a batch of handmade resin pins sculpted and produced right here at the world famous GLORP Gum factory in Minneapolis, MN.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pin is painstakingly hand painted with the most toxic neon paint on the market! 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It's the super hard to find GLORP Far Out Freaks Button set! I can finally quit searching Ebay and get my GED!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/files\/Far-out-freaks-button-set_large.gif?v=1502992310\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese specially made 1.25'' Metallic glitter button sets are exact replicas of the GLORP Far Out Freaks buttons originally released back in 1985.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":37219292737,"sku":"BGB03","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/Far-out-freaks-button-set.gif?v=1502992392"},{"product_id":"glorp-funny-phrases","title":"GLORP Funny Phrases Button Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat's funnier than a button? 4 BUTTONS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/files\/funny-phrases-main_large.gif?v=1502992983\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese specially made 1.25'' button sets are exact replicas of the GLORP Funny Phrase s buttons originally released back in 1976.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Glorp Gum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":37219321153,"sku":"funny phrase buttons","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/0926\/products\/funny-phrases-main.gif?v=1502993030"},{"product_id":"halloweirdos-davey-gravey","title":"Halloweirdos: Davey Gravey!","description":"\u003cp\u003eSPOOK OUT! 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