Scanned in straight from a crappy copy of GLORP Comics and Stories form 1991 comes this tale of disgust, distrust, and distressful digestion!
Cheese and crackers! What a tale! Somebody change the cartridge on that printer already!
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All GLORP shirts are printed on Next Level T-shirt blanks. Why do a lot of T-shirt places not tell you the brand of blanks they use? The answer is that they use cheap and ill fitting blanks. We don't use those. We use the best. Next Level apparel is an ethical and responsible company and they produce the absolute best T-shirt money can buy.
All GLORP shirts are screen printed with water-based inks and usually (depending on the color of the shirt) discharge ink.
Discharge ink is a water based product that is formulated to deactivate the dyes used on natural fabrics. Once the dyes are deactivated, eco-friendly water-based inks are used to essentialy re-dye the fabric. This allows for tighter registration (a more detailed image) and bright prints on dark fabric without any ink build up at all. This leaves you with a super soft T-shirt with a print that has almost no feel (after washing). This is great for you because the shirt doesn't fade and can breathe easily because the ink is inside the material and not sitting on top.
Yes, but it may take up to a month for your package to arrive depending on where you are located in the world.
Returns may be made on any unwashed and unworn items in exchange for a different size. There is a $5 charge to cover re-shipment. Buyer is responsible for shipping charges to mail the item back, and items can be exchanged for any item of equal value or as long as it is in stock. Please email any questions about returns to glorpgum (at) gmail (dot) com.
When returning an item please make sure to include a note describing the exchange you are looking to make, check/money order or cash for $5.